Subject: Banner Exchange Offer
Hello There
[Place Name Here]!
We here at Ha Ha Comix really enjoy your
oprescription
medications
Rweb
page
oporn collection
It brings us
oa euphoric feeling, like falling, (without
the impending death part)
Rgreat
joy,
ouncontrollable
flatulence,
and we
often
ocry
ofall
asleep
Rlaugh
while
reading your
Rcolumns.
ostock
report.
opersonal
mail.
We are
trying to promote our own
opyramid
scheme,
Rwebsite,
otoenail
fungus,
and would
like very much to include you in a
odrug intervention
(you must bring chips & dip).
othreesome.
Rbanner
exchange.
If
you are interested, please
oleave the money in
a plain paper bag.
Radd our
banner to your website.
oback away slowly
& speak softly.
Our
hyperlink and banner images are listed below, should you wish
to
odance around
wildly.
Rinclude
them on your website.
oseek the jade
monkey.
We hope you will
Rconsider this
request,
opay the ransom in
full,
olend us some
sheep,
as we
enjoy
oborrowing your
car.
Rassociating with your
success.
ostalking Jodie
Foster.
Feel free to
obreak
wind
otry and
escape
to see if
you find this amicable. Thanx for your time and effort in this
matter.
If you
haven't been too offended so far, and would like to actually exchange banners,
we would like for you to save your own bandwidth and also allow us to switch our
banners periodically. Please use one (or both!) of the links below as the
picture source, and hyperlink to www.hahacomix.com:
We also have a
smaller "button type" should you prefer:
The above are
our preferred banners, as they allow us to update them occasionally.
There are plenty of
other banners to chose from shown on this page:
Send us
an email at staff@hahacomix.com if you
are interested. Thanx again for your consideration.
The Staff of Ha Ha
Comix
Promotional Staff -
Brown-nosing
Division
